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Sh*t Latinos Don’t Say

Brought to you by BeingLatino. LMAO at “I love the cold!” *tosses shirt*

I live in Arizona.

Jan Brewer signed my diploma.

I dated a girl that didn’t eat rice and beans.

We broke up.

Okay, yes, I’m white, but I grew up around a LOT of Latinos. Of course, that can never make me an expert on Latino culture, but it does make this video HILARIOUS. Although, noooow I just want some Mexican food. Can someone loan me their abuelita?

most accurate use so far!

Who invited ‘i’m white’? I talked to mi abuelita for you. Shes says she don’t cook for pendejos.

(Source: ohmija, via biencafre)

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    “my family is so quiet when we get together.”
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    Perfect. This is legit in the extreme. BUUUUT, my brother is dating a Cuban/Peruvian, and this pendeja doesn’t eat ni...
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    OMG this is hilarious! BRB sending a link to this to my hermana y mis primos.
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